You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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