We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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