i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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