kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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