pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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