dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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