so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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