can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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