There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
The adults are the big ones right?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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