That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
she looked like the before picture.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
bring money and cleavage
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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