i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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