i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
