is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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