so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You smell like stripper and shame
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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