I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I am one with the molecules
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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