omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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