Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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