I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
as a side note pls kill me
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