so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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