so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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