She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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