i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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