But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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