my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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