ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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