small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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