Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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