This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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