I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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