so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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