elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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