That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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