He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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