I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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