What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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