I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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