in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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