i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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