I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
There's even glitter on my cock...
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