Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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