she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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