jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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