He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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