Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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