So many bounce houses so little time
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
My vagina just clenched in fear
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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