just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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