I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
