Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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