hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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