No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Randomize
