i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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