Quick, to the slutcave!
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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